Junkers Ju 390

The Great Robert F. KENNEDY Jr., Director and Leader of H.H.S, Washington D.C.
Dear Anna Kreisling,
So when do I get an invitation to come to AREA 51?? I want to see some ALIENS,,,not illegal Aliens,,,but some real life scary ALIENS!!
President Donald Trump can't stop talking about his visit to AREA 51! He was amazed at the Seven Different ALIEN Species that you have contact with and allow to land at AREA 51, also the 27 ALIEN species that you have banned from this planet!
Anna, why did you kick Donald Trump in the Cajones, not just once, but several times??? Just because he tried to rape you??? He said that one look at you, and he had to have you! That you make Melania look like a French School Girl, that you exude this aura of sexuality and wonder that drives most men insane!! You are the only woman on the planet who has kicked Donald Trump in the Cajones and is still in power and alive and well.
Well we have a Measles epidemic here in America. Everybody is blaming me because I have not provided any Vaccination Programs to the children. But I do have some cures for the Measles!
1. Let cats lick on the red spots, the Measles hate this and will stop spreading all over your kids body!
2. If the Measles gets worse, Donald says to apply bleach to the red spots,,,if your kid's skin turns white,,,that is a good thing!
3. In case of high fevers,,,throw your kid into an ice cold stream or river, or Ocean. This always worked for the Indians 10,000 years ago!
4. Just remember that having the Measles is God's way of showing how much he loves you. You won't need a costume on Halloween!!
5. If your kid dies,,,don't worry,,,be happy!! You won't have to worry about him catching AIDS in college, or dieing in the upcoming Nuclear War we are gonna have with Red China!
6. Just remember that Donald has had Red sores and bumps all over his Penis,,,and after awhile they just go away!!
Finally, Anna, can I bring my hunting Falcon to AREA 51?? Can I help you wash your Junkers JU-390?? Can I go to the Moon and celebrate Octoberfest there!! According to the CIA, and the NSA, YOU TOOK OBAMA and his entire family to the Moon!! Why would you do that??? Why take a Spearchucker to the Moon?? They would much prefer watching the LAKERS play!!
The CIA has informed me that you took Bill Clinton to the Moon for six weeks, so that Hillary would not blow his brains out with THAT RUGER 357 Magnum she keeps in her purse!! Wow!! What a Bitch!!

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Si, my name is Pepper Gomez and I live in Delano, Kaliforny!
I am now a valuable member of DOGE!! I go into U.S. Government Offices and fire all the Gringo's!! Then I carry out all the computers that have your bank account numbers, etc. etc. etc. and give them to Elon Musk!! What a job!! This is better than working in the hot sun, picking grapes in Delano!!
Now Elon has sent me to Greenland with Vice President J.D. Vance. Elon says that J.D. Vance is there to start a War with Greenland, and Elon told me he does not want this to happen! This would be bad for TESLA Sales in Europe and Greenland!! So, me Pepper Gomez I am here to stop a war! Also if I push J.D. Vance down a flight of stairs,,,I get $3,657 PESOS. Karamba, dats a LOT of Money!! Just to push a GRINGO PUTA down a flight of stairs!! NO PROBLEMO!!! Also Presidente TRUMP said if I do this he will treat me to lunch at TACO BELL!! TRUMP says Vance is a turd, and wants ELON TO BE THE VICE PRESIDENT!! WOW!! and to think 3 months ago I was at AREA 51 AND was almost eaten alive by those huge Gigantic Spiders!! Working for Elon Musk is a lot better than working for Bernie Sanders !! I tell all my AMIGOS,,,Work for Elon,,,he gives you Free Cervasa and Taco's and Beans and all the Tecquila you want to drink!! Plus you get to beat up and fire GRINGOS that work for Social Security!!
Well Muchacha's here I am in Greenland and any minute I expect to see Santa Claus, they are now opening the door to AIR FORCE ONE, and politely I let J.D. VANCE go out the door first! This is to easy!! This Gringo really smells bad,,,so no problem,,,,THERE HE GOES!!!

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My Fellow Americans,
We need to deal in facts and not base all our knowledge about World War II from British propaganda. Fact, at a museum in Tula, Russia they have an air museum that has the nose section of a JU-390 shot down over the URALS in 1944. It was on a recon mission, and not flown by Anna Kreisling or Hans Pancherz, however it was shot down, and in big red and white letters on the nose was,,,BERLIN BABY,,,with Anna Kreisling diving nude through some clouds. This is the same JU-390 that was flown over Michigan and New York on August 28th 1943.
Why am I telling you this? Because many British historians will tell you that OPERATION PAPERCLIP did not exist. That Anna Kreisling and Hans Pancherz are fantasy. That Germany never had an Atomic Bomb program in World War 2.
Nancy Pelosi has met with Anna Kreisling. Elon Musk speaks with her every week! Our top CIA and Military leaders always base our TOP SECRET WAR Plans with her and AREA 51 in their calculations.
This is why Red China urged me and the Harvard Hamas Brigade to attack AREA 51 and to either kill or capture Anna Kreisling!
This was the biggest mistake I have ever made in my life! I saw thousands of Red Chinese troops screaming, thousands of Mexican Drug Cartel Gang Members screaming and running and praying to the last Virgin in Delano California to save them from being eaten by these monstrous hairy Giant Spiders!! Every member of the Harvard Hamas Brigade died in that desert, eaten alive by Giant Spiders and Scorpions! This nightmare still haunts me! These were great Democrats, great Communists, all screaming for Jesus to save them, as they were lifted off the ground and crushed and eaten by these huge gigantic Spiders! None of our guns worked because the Nazi technology melted all our firing pins in our AK-47'S etc. etc. etc. All we could do was run and scream!!
Folks let me tell you that AREA 51 DOES EXIST!! It is the largest Nazi Air Base in the world. If you try to invade AREA 51, YOU WILL NOT COME HOME ALIVE!! If the Aliens don't kill you, the Giant Spiders will eat you alive!!

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The Prime Minister of England,
Sir Keir Starmer,

Dear Group Captain Malcolm Scott, Royal Air Force,
I would like to thank you for sending me the MI-6 File on Anna Kreisling and AREA 51. What amazed me is that we had two agents in Bergen Norway when on August 27th 1943, this special Recon JU-390 took off on its legendary flight over Michigan and New York. This information was passed on to the President of the United States, or should I say the White House with no responce from the Americans. This is no surprise. Look at the attack on New York on 9 /11. The FBI had given the White House 57 warnings about the Osama Bin Laden planned attack and they did nothing.
However President Roosevelt made the right decision not to shoot down the JU-390 with the P-47 Thunderbolts over New York. This would have shown the world that both Germany and America both had Nuclear Atomic Bomb programs in progress! Can you imagine the press if Anna Kreisling and Hans Pancherz came floating down by parachute and captured in New York!!
By just confiscating the film from the NEW YORK TIMES and putting TOP SECRET on all this the public never found out about the MANHATTAN PROJECT, the American Atomic Bomb Program, which no civilians knew about in 1943.
Our British MI-6 agents are to be commended for taking the film of the Junkers JU-390 take off from Bergen Norway. Amazing to watch the rockets on the wings assisting in the takeoff and then jettisoned!! Then later meeting up with a Junkers JU-290 Tanker aircraft and taking in more fuel over Iceland. In many Luftwaffe books the Germans had practiced this Air to Air refueling before this flight! If the refueling was not successful over Iceland, they simply would have turned back and landed in Norway!
Make no mistake, Adolf Hitler wanted both New York and the Factories in Michigan to be bombed and incinerated!

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Dear President Xi Jinping and President Donald Trump,

The fate of the world lies with both of you. You both sound like two little kids fighting over a game of marbles. Donald when you threaten WAR with Canada, and invading Canada, you are a disgusting idiot. Canada is a peaceful nation which has helped you in every conflict. At this very moment the 2,657 Jet fighters of the Royal Canadian Air Force are guarding the skies of North America. Donald have you talked with Anna Kreisling?? You really should!! You need to return to AREA 51 and this time don't try to rape her, or else she will kick you in the balls again! You are such a slow learner!
Before you go you must lift your 200% Tariff on Irish Whiskey, it is a fact that KiLBEGGAN Irish whiskey is the favorite with both Adolf Hitler and Anna Kreisling! When she throws a celebration, she always has 2,000 bottles of ice cold KILBEGGAN Irish Whiskey ready for her guests!
Donald if you don't lift this Tarriff,,,she is going to kick you in the balls again and again until you lift this Tariff!!
So to the world, we must celebrate both our Lord and the peace that all of us must share as Human Beings, devinely created by God.

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Dear President Donald Trump,
So you are bragging about sending American Troops to the Panama Canal and kicking the 35,000 Red Chinese Army Troops that are guarding the Panama Canal?? Lots of Luck Donald, you don't have the U.S. Army troops to do that! You talk big, but America is a very weak nation, your Army is spread thin all around the globe, plus you have promised Not to use Nuclear Weapons, that means you are a PUSSY, a weak corrupt Yankee Doodle. How do you like dem apples you Yankee Dog!
In Mexico under Joe Biden, we built three deep water ports, now we can ship tanks, artillery, rockets and Nuclear Weapons to Mexico. Also soon Donald there will be 350,000 Red Chinese Troops in Mexico. So Donald lets face facts, You are a Pussy, just try declaring WAR on Canada and see what happens. Between Mexico and Canada we can take Texas and all the central part of the USA!! You don't have enough troops to even hold the ALAMO!!
Also Donald, thanks to your leadership, go ahead and try to DRAFT young fat spoiled American kids to fight for you! You will have riots in your streets if you bring back the DRAFT!!
So Donald keep raising your Tariffs, keep threatening Canada, we will soon invade and destroy the United States! Lots of luck !! Youe gonna need it!!!

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Dear President Donald Trump,
I voted for you because Joe Biden is a corrupt stinking Communist, who only cares about money and power. However Donald I must caution you that you are now only destroying both the American Economy and our reputation around the world. I am telling this so that you can save your Presidential power. Make no mistake, Adolf Hitler was a much better ruler. Why?? When Hitler came to power in 1933, Germany was in a great Depression, also there were six million Communist Party members in Germany. Adolf Hitler did not try to destroy the Government in one month like you are doing. He improved the economy and the pride of the German People every month. He outlawed the Communist Party and most of their members instead started supporting the Nazi Party. When you look at the SS and their soldiers, many had been supporters of the Communist Ideal, but now they put Germany first, and it was Hitler who united Germany.
He put the needs of the poor and middle class first! Every town and village in Germany had soup kitchens which fed the poor and anyone who wanted a meal. Hitler many times would eat at these kitchens and encouraged the wealthy and elite to also eat there to show the world that they were all Germans working for the good of Germany.
Mr. President this is where you are failing. The Republican Party today is only interested in the rich, not the poor and middle class. Why are so many Americans homeless?? Why are so many Veterans in the streets begging for food?? Why are so many children in America going to bed hungry?? Adolf Hitler made sure that German children did not go to bed hungry.
By 1936, Germany was the envy of all of Europe. I was there at the 1936 OLYMPIC Games in Berlin. The greatest Olympic Games in history.
Remember Donald it took Adolf Hitler three years to achieve this!!
Now to the American people, you must study history, the Roman Empire fell apart because they had 7 Emperors in a row that were completely Corrupt and Inbred Morons. They cared nothing about the Roman People, just wealth and their own power and glorification.
The last great President of the United States was Bill Clinton. He balanced the budgets, and kept America out of endless wars.
Every President since has been a disaster. G.W. BUSH was a traitor and a scumbag. He even waged war against IRAN's No. 1 enemy in the Middle East. By killing and removing Saddam Hussein, he gave IRAN the power to control the Middle East.
OBAMA??? He was Communist and a lunatic. He went to Cairo and gave a speech and urged the Egyptian people to overthrow Mubarak, a moderate leader. This is what caused the ARAB SPRING. More than 3 Million Muslims would die because of OBAMA supporting radical uprisings in the Middle East.
Then you would have TRUMP, a con-artist from New York, taking an elevator ride and promising that he had all the answers.
Then you had Joe Biden a corrupt stinking Communist. Then back to Donald, not able to think things through and only wanting money and power, who could care less about the American People.
This is why America needs Adolf Hitler, this is why so many Americans are now wanting someone who really cares about our country and the Great American People! Both the Democrats and Republicans are destroying our nation, both are not worthy of leading our nation. America needs Adolf Hitler!!

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Dear Mr. President, Donald J. Trump,
Mr. President, if I can be so frank, you should fire this Johnson and Johnson character who owns an ice cream shop. Mr. President, I smell a Big Fat Commie Rat! Who in the hell does he think he is?? Telling the world that you got kicked in the balls eight times! That is TOP SECRET!
Every day he wanders into the WAR ROOM and takes pictures of the Big Board! Then he sells those pictures to Porn Stars in Russia and China!! Sir, If I can be so frank! I smell a Big Fat Commie Rat!!
Also who the hell let Nancy Pelosi in to hear your speach??? She is retired and yet here she is taking orders from Congressmen and Senators for Call Girls to come to the parties and service the men and women in Congress!
Finally, one of our Base Commanders went and did a silly thing, he ordered his B-21 STEALTH BOMBERS to go and drop 138 Nuclear bombs on IRAN. Mr. President there is going to be so many burnt Persians you could open some FRIED PERSIAN RESTAURANTS and serve these camel Jockeys as FINGER LICKIN GOOD !!
Finally, in order for our AIR FORCE to attract more pilots we must have Anna Kreisling go to every college and recruit our young men to fly jets.
One look at her and they will have no problems recruiting more young men to fly jets !!

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Leader of the House
Ruler of Congress,
My fellow Americans, we the Republicans in Congress in order to save our budget will have to cut $880 Billion dollars from Social Security and Medicare. Another $440 Billion will be cut from Medicaid. Folks this is nothing to worry about, Elon Musk knows what he is doing! This will only affect the Poor and Middle Class families here in America, not the important Wealthy Class which runs this country. Take Elon, he is not worried. Donald Trump is not worried, as long as we get the $4 Trillion in Tax cuts for Elon so he can build his 27 Rockets which will leave for Mars in 2027, everything is Hunky Dory!!
Now for some really BIG TAX SAVINGS,,,Donald and Elon have decided to cut all the jobs at Congress. These Congressmen both Democrats and Republicans have been spending $3 Trillion dollars a year that are not paid by the American Tax Payers! That is why we are now $39 Trillion Dollars in debt. SOOOOO,,,we are going to save money by eliminating CONGRESS.
These Bums according to the FBI, spend an average of $220,000 thousand dollars a year on Hookers and prostitutes for their parties. This is why so many helicopters are flying in and out of Washington D.C. THEY ARE DELIVERING HOOKERS TO PARTIES. Folks did you know that Washington D.C. is the Hooker Capital of the WORLD!! Wow!! And the girls say that the only difference between the Democrats and Republicans is the fact that the Republicans don't give really big tips,,,even though it is all American Tax Payer Dollars being used here! The fact that the Republicans don't tip these girls more is something I am going to investigate! Donald said that these girls are vital for the warmth and the comfort that they give our Leadership!!
So folks, we will save $ 5 Trillion Dollars a year by getting rid of Congress!
Finally, Rachel Maddow and MSNBC NEWS. Donald and Elon are really pissed off that you had Roger Stone followed. Do you understand how embarrassing that might be for our President!!
Don't you know that when President Trump visited AREA 51 and he was helping Anna Kreisling wash her Junkers JU-390, AND she was only wearing some skimpy pink shorts and an AFRIKA CORP hat, completely topless and tan and those amazing knockers of hers! Donald tried to rape her eight times and Anna Kreisiing had to kick him in the balls eight times!! Finally he learned that you can't rape a German Girl, or else you are going to get kicked in the Cajones!! Folks Donald did not have this problem in New York, he would grab them and tear off their clothes and then enjoyed seeing them scream and cry! Wow!! What a guy!
So folks, as Sean Hannity says," Don't Worry, be happy, because we the White God Fearing Republicans are in charge!"

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Dear AOC, Bernie Sanders and My Fellow Democrats,
For more than a year we at MSNBC have had Roger Stone followed and under surveillance. At first I did now understand why they did this, I assumed that Roger Stone was of no importance, but it turns out I was wrong.
Roger Stone was the one who met with Anna Kreisling and this led to Donald Trump being allowed into AREA 51 for a tour.
Roger Stone has been conveying messages from Anna Kreisling to Elon Musk about his Space Program and his planned mission to Mars.
He has also convinced Donald Trump not to release the Kennedy Assasination Files and to keep this TOP SECRET. Why?? The American people would be shocked and outraged to find that LBJ, the Vice President was behind the killing of President Kennedy!
Finally, Roger Stone has convinced top members of Congress not to have any investigation or hearings on the Three Failed attempts to invade AREA 51 and to capture the WHITE WOLF,, Anna Kreisling.
What is really amazing is that Roger Stone is doing Top Secret activities that many times would be beneficial to Democrats. Folks lets face facts, if the American public ever found out how Joe Biden failed three times trying to invade AREA 51, they would demand a full blown investigation!
If any of you Harvard or Yale students want to read real history, read the CIA and OSS file on OPERATION PAPERCLIP.
In this file you will read about Werner Von Braun, Albert Speer and of course Anna Kreisling. However in 1945 there were over 1,000 Nazi Scientists who were considered more important. It wasn't until Hannah Reitsch and Anna Kreisling met with President Kennedy in 1962, that her importance and career really took off!

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