Junkers Ju 390

Dear Anna Kreisling,
You may not remember me but I will always cherish seeing you in Hiroshima Japan. Four weeks before the Atomic Bomb was dropped on our beautiful city. I remember seeing you walk by, a vision of courage and beauty, you were truly the SHINTO Goddess come to save Japan from the fires of war.
Thanks to you and the long range flights made to Japan, we were working on building more than 1,000 Me-262 Jet fighters in the caves in our country! By 1946 it would have been impossible for B-29's to fly over Japan.
Many people still do not know why the Japanese Zero was such a formidable fighter plane in 1941.
First it could stay airborne for more than eight hours! It was covered with a durable magnesium skin. It was armed with two 7.7 machineguns and two 20mm cannon!
The Zero was agile and graceful and a forgiving fighter to fly! However by 1943 the Americans would have 3 fighters that were clearly better, the P-38 Lightning, the Grumman Hellcat, and the Corsair!
The American fighter I feared the most was the P-38 Lightning! It could fly 10,000 feet higher than any Zero. This gave the P-38 pilot the choice when he wanted to dive and blast us out of the sky! In the nose of the P-38 were four 50 Caliber Machineguns, also a 20mm cannon! Such concentrated firepower was devastating! Also the P-38 had much greater range than the Corsair or Hellcat!
We in Japan called the P-38, the fork-tailed Devil, it was death incarnate, it was a horror to see a P-38 dive on your wingman and set him ablaze in one pass. As you looked you could see him burning alive in the cockpit. Since most of our pilots did not wear parachutes, they stayed with their planes and burned alive on the way down!
But thanks to you Anna and Germany, you supplied us with the Damlier Benz engine you used in the German ME-109. Kawasaki would build the TONY,,,a superb fighter, a plane that could take on the dreaded B-29 bomber!

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Dear George Soros,
Why did the American Congress have this sham hearing on UFO's and Aliens and not subpoena Anna Kreisling or the thousands of other Nazi Scientists working at AREA 51??
These NAVY pilots that showed the footage of the UFO's flying over the Atlantic Ocean should have realized that they were seeing special spacecraft from AREA 51.
For all of you JU-390 so called experts, who only believe that two Junkers JU-390'S were ever built. Let me remind you that the Junkers Aircraft Company was paid for 11 JU-390's delivered and built. Why would the Germans in the middle of a war make up and falsify payment records?
During World War II, I can show you the payment records for the Hawker Hurricane and prove to you that more than 6,000 were built and delivered.
Why is it that Joe Biden still has over 44,000 documents related to KG-200 classified TOP SECRET?? Remember that we are talking about World War II, some 70 years ago!
Why does Joe Biden still have over 55,000 documents relating to the Kennedy Assassination classified TOP SECRET??
Probably because a Democrat like LBJ, was supposed to be in the car with President Kennedy and his wife in Dallas Texas. Instead LBJ put Senator John Connelly in the car and he was wounded, a miracle that he wasn't killed.
The fact also that six month's before Dallas, Jack Ruby met with Campanella, the head of the North American Mafia in Havana Cuba. Campanella at that time knew that Jack Ruby had cancer, so he asked him to kill someone for them at a certain time. Jack Ruby asked who??? And Campanella calmly told him that it was Lee Harvey Oswald.
All of this is well known in England. We know that Anna Kreisling still has Tea from time to time with Queen Elizabeth. We also know that the sky is blue and the grass is green, but you Americans are so gullible,,,you believe Joe Biden when he says this is all classified for National Security reasons? The real reason is that he does not want you to find out the truth.

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In his book,,,"The Making of the Luftwaffe", Gen. Kesselring is seen standing next to Adolf Hitler with Anna Kreislng in a photo as they discuss ways of rescuing Rommel who was trapped in North Africa in 1943. Later in the book, Field Marshall Kesselring is writing about how she flew down to Africa where the British R.A.F. shot her down while flying a FIAT BR-20 Aircraft on her way to try to rescue Rommel. She brought the stricken plane down inside the German lines and she was brought to Rommel. At first Rommel refused to try to escape with her and wanted to stay with his Afrika Korp, but Anna had orders from Hitler, that he was needed in Berlin.
It was then that Anna dressed as a British Nurse and Rommel dressed as a British officer, drove through the British Lines at night in a captured Jeep. The next day they drove onto a British airfield where Anna found a Douglas DC-3 sitting near the runway. She quickly entered the aircraft and getting Rommel inside, started the engines and flew the aircraft away before the British could stop her.
12 hours later, Rommel would be reporting to Hitler who at that time did not want his most famous General to fall into British hands. For rescuing Rommel, Field Marshal Kesselring wrote,,,that this is why she received the War Merit Cross. The next year because of her flight over New York with Hans Pancherz, the top pilot for the Junkers Aircraft Company, she was awarded the Iron Cross with swords and diamonds awarded to her by Hermann Goering, the head of the Luftwaffe, this was in 1944.
What really amazes me is that she did modeling in New York from 1951 until 1955. You can see her picture many times in the SEARS Catalogs from that era.

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Greetings Comrade Joe Biden!!
You are a better Communist than OBAMA!! WOW!! We paid you $500 Million to get Putin to invade UKRAINE,,,and boy did you come through!! Now U.S. of A. is bogged down with NATO screwing the Russians,,,,and we have the entire Pacific Ocean at our feet!! Joe you are great!
So now you are saying that everyone who owns a Gun is a TERRORIST??? That the U.S. Government can jail anyone who owns a gun?? This is right out of the STALIN PLAY BOOK!!! Joe remember before we invade U.S.A. from Mexico in the next two years,,,you must get rid of all the guns in TEXAS!! We do not want our Chinese Butts to get shot off!! Joe make it easy for us,,,and we will give you another $500 Million Dollars!! How about dem apples Joe!!!
One thing I don't understand,,, Why did you make George Soros the head of HOMELAND SECURITY??? I am looking at his picture and he is an ugly FAT bald headed bastard, who looks like a piece of Chinese Cow Manure!!
Joe,,,Kim Jong Un of North Korea is still hopping mad that you got his sister pregnant!! Dat's right,,,she got a Bun in her oven!! Kim Jong Un says he is going to cut off your CAJONES and then eat your Penis on a Hot Dog Bun!! Joe don't travel to Japan of South Korea,,,,Kim JONG UN,,,,is so mad he wants to launch a Nuclear Tipped Rocket at you!! If he does just say SAYONARA,,,,AND YOU CAN KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE!!!
By the way stay away from Anna Kreisling and Bill Clinton,,,they want to give you good advice on how to get rid of inflation, high crime, ETC. ETC.,,ETC. ETC. But Joe remember,,,,you are working for us,,,the Chinese Communist Party,,,,if you screw with us you will wish you were married to that skanky HO-HO-HO BRITNEY SPEARS!!!

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Dear V.P. Kamala Harris,
I woke up this morning constipated and puking all over the White House when suddenly the NEW YORK TIMES calls me and wants to know more about what Kamala Harris said!!
While the Secret Service changed my diaper five times,,,which resulted in 5 more of them quitting their jobs! I had to listen to this Turd from the Times babble on about UFO'S AND WHAT YOU,,,KAMALA HARRIS said!!
Finally I told him to print the Seven major items I have achieved for the American People!
1. Record High Inflation,,,,after I cancelled the Keystone Pipeline,,,,Gasoline went up $1.55 a gallon,,,which affected everything. By the way CHINA was the big winner in that deal!!
2. Wide Open Southern Border!! 226,000 illegal Mexicans are now pouring across our border because I have promised them FREE DENTAL,,,FREE MEDICAL,,,FREE FOOD,,,FREE BABY FORMULA,,,FREE HOUSING,,,YOU NAME IT,,,,IT'S FREE!!
3. Massive Increase in Murders and Crime!
4. $2.7 Trillion Dollars going to Ukraine,,,to secure their border!! None for the USA,,,,BUT WHO CARES????
5 AFTER CLOSING DOWN SEVEN FACTORIES THAT MADE BABY FORMULA,,,,THERE IS NOW A MAJOR SHORTAGE OF BABY FORMULA!! More than 1,567 babies have died because of malnutrition!! So Popcorn told me to blame it on Vladimir Putin!!! AND IT WORKED,,,,these Democrat Congress idiots say that all of these women should have had ABORTIONS ANYWAY!!!
6. FREE ABORTIONS FOR EVERYONE!!! FORCED ABORTIONS ON ANY WHITE CHRISTIAN WOMEN!!
7. FREE SEX CHANGE OPERATIONS FOR ANY BOY OR GIRL in the 2nd or 3rd Grades! If your little boy goes to school and tells the Teacher that he would like to be a girl,,,he will be removed from that school and taken to a secret U.S. Government Location and we will cut off his weiner and Cajones and turn him into a girl. Three month's later he will be returned to his parents and then they will get a bill,,,around $225,000 dollars to help pay for his operations!!
Isn't this GREAT,,,AMERICA!!! WOW!!! FREE SEX CHANGE OPERATIONS FOR CHILDREN!! WOW!! WE DEMOCRATS JUST LOVE ALL THIS POWER WE HAVE,,,,YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT WE CONTROL ALL ASPECT OF YOUR LIVES!
Finally,,,My Fellow Americans,,,,if you are starving,,,and have NO BABY FORMULA,,,,do what Cathy Hamilton did with her husband Jack Hamilton and their five children. They went to Mexico on a Vacation! Then they crossed the border and said they were illegal immigrants! Now they have FREE BABY FORMULA,,,FREE DENTAL,,,FREE HEALTH CARE,,,A FREE CAR,,,A FREE HOUSE,,,AND THEY DON'T HAVE TO PAY TAXES!! So my Fellow AMERICANS,,,ASK NOT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY,,,BUT WHAT CAN AMERICA DO FOR YOU!!!

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Dear Editors of the New York Times,
In the next two weeks both the Senate and Congress will hold hearings on the UFO Activity in the skies over the United States. They will show video's of these Flying Saucers, Military Pilot testimonies who have chased them, and open up TOP SECRET FILES. None of this will be open to the public. Also both Congress and the Senate will not call Anna Kreisling to testify, or anyone connected to AREA 51. Why??? Because they are not interested in finding the truth! They can't handle the truth! All these fat, disgusting Men want to do is hide the truth from the American people!
FACT NO. 1,,,the reason they will not call Anna Kreisling is because she is a woman. They are sexist Pigs!
Fact No. 2,,,,Even though she is the current Flight Commander at AREA 51,,,they have no plans to call her!
Fact No. 3,,,,,They know that Flying Saucers exist and are built at AREA 51. They know that Nazi Technology is behind the DIE GLOCKE DRIVE,,,which allows the Saucer to evade anything is because it can jump from one Dimension to another! This is how it can accelerate to 4,000 m.p.h. in 4 seconds! The laws of gravity and Physics do not apply to a spacecraft that can jump from one dimension to another!
Yet these fat, Male chauvinist Pigs in Congress and the Senate will not call Anna Kreisling to testify! Yet they tell the public that they are sincerely trying to get to the bottom of the UFO sightings!
My fellow Americans,,,soon I will be President of the United States. Joe Biden is soon going to step down because of health reasons,,and I promise I will always tell the truth to the American People, may God bless you,, and God bless America!!!

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Dear Professor Kenneth Watson of YALE,
I agree completely with your analysis, so does Professor Albert Grayson from Harvard and Dr. Andrew Carnegie from U.C. Berekley!! Anna Kreisling is a goddess, of royal blood, and throughout history she has taken different ancient Deities and millions of people have worshipped her!
I was also at the Morro Bay Car Show with these Professors and and we were about to do some major examinations of her breasts, when this massive Black guy showed up. His name was Mike Bummer, and he looked like Mike Tyson on steroids. He was wearing a Coon Skin Cap and just a silvery G-String!! He scared the Shiite out of us! It turns out that he had been paid $55,000 dollars by Kim Jong Un the Leader of North Korea to tear the arms and legs off of Senator Bernie Sanders!! Why?? Because Bernie has gotten the sister to Kim Jong Un knocked up!! He also filmed himself having sex with Kim Jong Un's sister and sold the tape to the PLAYBOY CHANNEL,,,,which Kim Jong Un watches all the time!!
So Mike Bummer tears the arms and legs off these Professors and starts barbecuing them! He especially loved chewing on the ears and the noses,,,the entire time they are screaming and calling him obscene racist names!
Finally Adolf Hitler put an end to this embarrasing episode by pulling an American 45, and blew Mike's Cahones off,,,,he was writhing in pain and screaming in agony.
Hitler calmly said,,," That's another Jewish life I have saved,, WTF,,,is WRONG WITH ME???"

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Dear OBIE DAR,
I'm glad you enjoyed the Morro Bay Car Show and staring at my breasts. It makes me feel good when men admire my healthy curvy Butt, or my face and eyes!
Yes both Hitler and I enjoyed the car show,,very few people recognized Hitler without his moustache, and most of the men were stunned as they gazed upon me, this is why it is safe for Adolf to be with me, no one really notices him unless they know a lot about history, and most historians admire Adolf Hitler.
Now to a more serious subject. While the Democratic Party is the party of the insane and Leftist Retards and insane Communists,,,the Republican Party is the STUPID PARTY!!
America needs a NEW Political Party based on Common Sense and putting America First!
Example; We have given Ukraine $2.5 Trillion Dollars in Aid,,,yet the Republicans will not require President Biden to also secure our border with Mexico!
The Republicans are not doing enough to secure our 2nd Admendment Rights to own Ammo and Guns!
Example; Here in California Black Folks are not allowed to buy ammo so they can protect their homes from Mexican Drug Cartel Gang members!
Each night in Fresno, California five Black families are attacked and invaded by Gang Members. Often they are tied up and gasoline is poured over them, then these Gang Members set them on fire and leave with their stolen items!
Yet the Democrats will not let Black People buy shotgun shells or guns! The Republicans just sit around and pick their noses and fart and do nothing to help Black people!
Adolf Hitler is really disgusted with the Jews in New York who let criminals rob some of the best stores on the planet,,and they just sit around and do nothing! Hitler can not buy Eva some diamonds or a nice dress, because these stores are being robbed every day!
America wake up!! Our problems can be solved quite easily with New Leadership! The next time you see Bernie Sanders or AOC,,,or even the lazy Turds in the Republican Party,,kick them in the Butt and vote them out of office.

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Dear Dr. Kenneth Watson YALE,
I can't understand one cotton picken word you are saying, is this what they mean when they say that we have here a failure to Kommunicate?? Or Fornnicate??
This weekend I was with my Four Wives and we went to the Morro Bay Car Show!! Folks, if you want to understand what America is all about, go to a Car Show!
While I was buying my wives each some Ice Cream, up drove a black FERRARI 308 GT,,,I gasped because out popped out Adolf Hitler, dressed in a white dinner jacket dressed like he was Humphrey Bogart in the movie CASABLANCA!!
But the driver,,,the stunning Blonde,,was dressed in black,,and I was so amazed I forgot about my Four Wives and I went over and introduced myself!
She smiled and shook my hand and introduced Adolf and then herself as Anna Kreisling!
Of course I was in awe,,,she stands 5 feet 8 inches tall, Frost Blonde Hair, Crystal ice blue eyes, and a figure that is hotter than Hamburger gravy and Black eyed peas!!
The cleavage between her breasts is a chasm of paradise! Holy Cow,,,what great Knockers!! I wanted right there to make her my 5th wife!
The Morro Bay car show was great! Kenneth, you need to go to Car shows where you can see the real Anna Kreisling,,,and stop reading 3,000 year old Papyrus Comic Books ,,,,trust me the real WOMAN is Better!!!

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Dear President Joe Biden,
Last night I was in my Lab studying some ancient writings attributed to RAMSES II, some 3,227 years old. They spoke of a chariot of fire and the arrival of ISIS. She stood 5 feet 8 inches tall, adorned in Gold. She rode on a large White Horse that was sent from heaven.
Mr. President if I can speak freely, you are surrounded by dimwits and Buger eaters, Retards and imbeciles! Don't you and the other Communists in the world realize what you are dealing with!!! Anna Kreisling has the ability to travel through time, in Ancient Egypt she was known as the Goddess ISIS.
In Japan they worship her as the Shinto Goddess, we may be witnesses to a Biblical Prophecy come true,,," That there will be great darkness come upon the land, and the leaders will kill and eat their own children, that a homeostatic awakening will happen and the White Wolf will leave her time and awaken in many other lands and time will be forgotten. That Civilizations will collapse,,,and the leaders will have no answers. "
President Joe Biden, I urge you to stop this war, and stop trying to capture Anna Kreisling and enslave her! You will only cause the collapse of Civilization!!

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At this time I would like to thank the thousands and thousands of people who worked so hard to make Adolf Hitler's Birthday Party such a great success!
It is good for my soul to be with other Nazi's. Joe Biden and other Communists like to portray us as evil, but let me tell you some of the many positive and great things we are working on.
1. No one is working harder to save our wildlife, Tigers, Bears, Lions, you name it, we love animals and are trying our best to save them!
2. The Royal Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, we love Saudi Arabia and the rich vibrant culture they have. We are working hard to make sure Iran does not pose a threat to the Royal Kingdom.
3. We believe in God, Country and the glorious history of the United States. America has been great to us! Everything that America was in 1957 is what Hitler wanted for Germany. A car in every garage, a Winchester rifle above the fireplace, your kids going to school and learning about the dangers of Communism and the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics!
4. We are working hard to bring back the joy of FLYING back to the United States and the world. When my neighbor James Newsom was growing up he would ride his bicycle the five miles to the airport. He took his first flight in a Piper J-3 Cub when he was 8 years old. Every News Stand back then had over five Aviation Magazines he could read,,,FLYING,,,AIR PROGRESS,,,PLANE AND PILOT,,,,etc. etc. Now there is nothing. The Democrats have destroyed Flying magazines and our great American History.
5. We are trying to protect America's children from the Mexican DRUG Cartels. More than 13,000 American children are kidnapped each year and sold into Sexual Slavery by these Criminal Cartels. President Joe Biden should be deeply ashamed for doing nothing to protect our children.

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Dr. Sergei Lavrov, CCCP
Minister of Propaganda,
HEAD OF DISNEY CORPORATION RUSSIA,
No.2 guy in Russia
Dear President Joe Biden!
Of course Vladimir Putin is Jewish, why do you think he invaded Ukraine??? It was because they were building 897 McDonald Restaurants! Do you know how much money they make!! Billions!! Anyone who is Jewish wants to own a McDonald's!! Vladimir Putin is also an ordained RABBI,,HE flies to Jerusalem twice a week to pray at the Wailing Wall, he was personally circumcised by Donald TRUMP in 2008!! Donald said,," Vlad,,,this is not going to hurt a bit,,,,think of all the money you are going to make!! Look at me I'm Jewish,,,Sean Hannity circumcised me in 2005,,,,and trust me it didn't hurt a bit!!"
After three weeks of agony and 55 stitches in his DING DONG,,,Vladimir Putin was released from the hospital. Was it worth it??? You Betcha,,,because now he can own a McDonalds Restaurant!!
I have just received a letter from Mel Brooks, he said he wants Adolf Hitler and Vladimir Putin in his next movie!! It is entitled,,,,BLAZING SADDLES PART DEUX,,,,ALL ABOUT JEWISH COWBOYS AND HOW THEY CIRCUMCISE DONKEYS AND WON THE WEST!!!

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Gen. Rustam Minnekayev CCCP
Russian Central Military District,
Dear Nazi Pilot Anna Kreisling,
I am looking at Pacific Flyer, an Australian Flying Magazine, the June 2001 issue, page 23, top right hand corner, this is your picture!! Wow! When are you coming to Moscow??? I want to get you drunk and lets party!
Why did you save Vladimir Putin's life in Syria? Everyone here in Russia wants to shoot the SOB!! So far we have lost 44,000 dead Russian soldiers and more than 97,000 wounded. Many without arms and legs. This is worse than when we invaded Afghanistan! This is worse than when we invaded Finland. But we finally have a master plan to win this war!
Our Fearless Leader, Vladimir Putin is going to send our crack Airborne units and land them in Ireland. Once we control the world's supply of whiskey, the world will have to surrender! This is brilliant!
Anna, we are asking that you do not interfere with this military operation, we know that both you and Hitler love to drink Kilbeggan Whiskey. That during World War II, Hitler had three U-boats delivering him whiskey throughout the war!
In the summer of 1940, Winston Churchill tried to close the Kilbeggan Whiskey Distillery down and Hitler sent the Luftwaffe to bomb England to prevent Churchill from destroying this sacred Whiskey site!
Anna the KGB has video of you and JLO partying with Bill Clinton and President Xi Jinping in China in 1999. Both of you have Butts that are round and firm like an apple. You have such healthy Butts! Jesus I love round firm butts! This is proof that God exists! I was watching this film with Vladimir, and he was drooling and smacking his lips, and his eyes were bouncing all around,,up and down,,,,watching your butts shake and move! He said,,," Bill Clinton is the Luckiest Bastard on the planet!!"

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Dear President Vladimir Putin CCCP,
We have met and talked many times, and many people do not realize how intelligent and thoughtful you can be. The entire world knows of Russia's heroic struggle against Nazi Germany, and this is why I am writing to you.
You have vast KGB files on Anna Kreisling and AREA 51. If you were to share your files with the public they would be shocked at how vast and powerful the 4TH REICH is, and how it projects power all across the globe.
This is why you must end this war in UKRAINE. Why? Because the Russian people and you have been betrayed. Red China paid President Joe Biden $500 Million Dollars if he could lure you into invading Ukraine. China wants Russia and NATO tied down in Europe and this means also the USA tied down in an endless war. CHINA knows that they can then take the Phillipines, Australia, Taiwan, Japan and most of the Pacific.
Also there is a greater threat to Russia, most of the very wealthy Billionaires in Russia want you dead. They want to carve up Russia for their own greedy desires. Vladimir you are the only person holding Russia together.
Another grave danger to you is Anna Kreisling herself. She has access to advanced weapons that can kill everyone in Russia. Your soldiers will die in the most hideous ways. First they will hear a high pitched ringing in their ears, then the brain is seared and their eyes will explode.
If they see green pellets on the ground they will notice their hair will start falling out, the flesh on their bones will fall off, they will die in agony.
If Anna is given the Green light to destroy Russia and your Army, it will only take her Seven Days, no one in the Russian Navy or Army will survive.
Finally here in France there are many German Farmers with the last name of Kreisling. They grow grapes and make the world's best wine. In France the far Right has a wine named after Anna Kreisling,,,it is simply called ANNA,,under the Kreisling label
Make no mistake Anna is very popular here in France, because we know that if France was ever attacked, she would not hesitate to utterly destroy that nation. Even the French Foreign Legion have dinners to celebrate her twice a year!

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Dear Nazi Pilot Anna Kreisling,
You may smile and pose for PLAYBOY, you may even make the cover of VOGUE magazine, but deep in your heart you know that RUSSIA is going to win in the coming Nuclear War with the United States! Why?? Because even though the USA spends more than CHINA, RUSSIA, France, Germany, Saudi Arabia and JAPAN combined, America is a very weak country. Why??
1. You send $Billions of dollars to UKRAINE, but you spend nothing on defending your SOUTHERN BORDER.
2. Each month you let in 257,000 people, crossing your SOUTHERN BORDER. 27,000 of them are known Chinese Communist military infiltrators. 78,000 are Mexican Drug Cartel members, 6,800 are known AlQUEDA and HAMAS TERRORISTS sent from IRAN to kill you.
3. Each one of these Turds you let in costs the American Tax Payers $100,000 dollars.
4. President Joe Biden has promised them,,,FREE DENTAL AND HEALTH Insurance,,,Free T.V. and Motel rooms,,,Free Food and lots of money for them to buy Beer and TECQUILA!
Everything is Free, paid for by the American Taxpayer!
5. THIS IS WHY RUSSIA IS GOING TO WIN,,,,because their is no money for Missile Technology, or even building up your dwindling numbers of ICBM missiles!
6. FACT,,,China has more long range Nuclear Tipped Missiles than the USA. We now estimate that CHINA has 5,800 long range ICBM's aimed at the lower 48 states. America has fewer than 687 long range ICBM's ,,,,and they are so old,,,made in the 50's and 60's,,,the Pentagon calculates that only 50% will actually fire up and work right!!
7. Your Nuclear Submarines which carry most of your Nuclear Arsenal ,,,,are being hunted by Chinese Submarines! Every time an American Submarine leaves a port,,,they are followed by two and sometimes five Chinese Submarines! CHINA now has a Submarine fleet which is five times bigger than the American Submarine fleet.
8. China now has 26,000 soldiers in charge of the Panama Canal. They have another 126,000 troops inside Mexico. They are currently enlarging the harbors in four Mexican Coastal Cities so they can bring Millions of troops over.
9. Thanks to Joe Biden none of your trucks are inspected when they cross from Mexico into the USA. We in Russia would never let this happen! Only Morons would allow huge massive Nuclear weapons to be brought in by truck and then parked in your major cities!
10. Finally our Russian Missiles are superior! Check out our Sarmat and Voyevoda Missiles! Vastly superior to anything you YANKEE DOODLE DANDIES HAVE!!! Vladimir Putin slapped me on the back when he saw our SARMAT missile perform, he said,,," WE ARE GOING TO BURN AMERICA INTO RADIOACTIVE ASH,,,THIS IS GREAT!!"

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Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls and Gay and Transgender people everywhere!
I am here in Porterville California and I am covering Adolf Hitler's Birthday Party! First let me tell you how all of this came about! I received a phone call from Don Lemon who has a huge crush on Hitler, he adores the guy! Anyway he tells me about how Hitler is having a Birthday Party in Porterville California and he wants me to go and interview Adolf Hitler!
So I contact Bill Clinton, and he calls Anna Kreisling, and sure enough she is landing here on top of a Manhattan Building within 35 minutes in a two seater Flying Saucer! JFC!! What a ride! Anna takes off and within 15 minutes she is up to 125,000 feet and bouncing off the atmosphere in her Saucer! In another 22 minutes we are landing at Porterville Airport! Folks let me tell you, she told me that this was the calm serene ride, she can fly from New York to California in half that time, but it is not for the faint of heart, it would scare the shiite out of most NASA Astronauts!
It was at Porterville Airport that I met Adolf Hitler! He was quiet and smiled and led me to a seat in his huge six wheeled Mercedes that was made in 1938. As I sat in the back seat with Anna and Heinrich Himmler, I was just amazed at all the lights and the men in their flashy snappy Black uniforms serving as a barrier to all the people gathering around us!
This was Tuesday night, and we drove to Main Street Porterville where they were having a huge parade in his honor. Hitler was standing in the Mercedes giving his salute to the thousands of people cheering. Once in awhile little girls would come up with flowers and the parade would stop as Hitler would accept this gift from the children. At the end of this parade we left for Lake Success.
There I saw over 300,000 people camped out and drinking beer and celebrating the night. Overhead fireworks was exploding and 88 saucers from AREA 51 were flying in a SWASTIKA Formation! This reminded me of Woodstock only much bigger and more highly organized. Flags were flying everywhere! American flags, Nazi Flags, Confederate Flags, even Ukrainian Flags!
Then in the middle of the lake on a floating stage these five Rock Bands played all night! They were so loud that you could feel the energy electrify you! There was the Grateful Dead, Jefferson Airplane, The Who, AC DC, and STEPPENWOLF!!
I found myself jumping up and down screaming,,,SEIG HEIL,,,,,SEIG HEIL!!! Seig Heil,,,SEIG HEIL!!!

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After years of research on Hans Pancherz and the Nazi activity on the Azores, it all adds up. Hans Pancherz was not only the top Junkers Test Pilot in World War II, but he was also working with Anna Kreisling and Himmler on the Nazi Atomic Bomb Project. Make no mistake Hans flew some of the most important missions in World War II involving the Junkers JU-390. After the war he denied everything, so did Anna Kreisling, but Hans did verify that he flew a Junkers JU-390 over New York on August 28th at noon, over the Empire State Building.
Recently under the Freedom of Information Act, the White House records reveal that in 1962 when President Kennedy met with Hannah Reitsch and Anna Kreisling at the White House they did discuss the Nazi Atomic Bomb Program in World War II, the Recon flight over New York in 1943 and the U-2 flights over Russia that were vital for the security of the United States.
Also remember these facts, the Azores were not only being used by German Submarines but also Junkers JU-290 aircraft were based there, including the Tanker versions.
Finally I do think that President Roosevelt made the right decision to not shoot down the Junkers JU-390 that flew over New York. If he had the secret Atomic Bomb research that the United States was doing would have been exposed. This is why this flight was deemed TOP SECRET for more than 50 years and is still considered TOP SECRET. Historians all over the world are still amazed that more than 55,000 documents about KG-200, Anna Kreisling, and OPERATION PAPERCLIP, are still not open to the public! Remember this is history from World War II.

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My Fellow Americans,
I have some good NEWS that will really cheer you up! Last Nite NASA found a gigantic huge enormous big Comet heading towards Earth at a speed of 28,000 m.p.h. It is 88 miles wide and weighs 578 Tons! It will hit the Earth by my calculations on August the 24th, 2022! For you hillbillies out there that is this year! Now here is the good News! This will wipe out our Inflation problem, it will solve our Crime problem because all the Black Lives Matter Mao Mao's WILL become Blacker than Burnt toast!
Folks you won't ever have to pay taxes, ever again! You won't have to listen to Ted Cruz or Donald TRUMP. You won't have to stand in line at the DMV for 16 hours to prove you are an American! But there is more good News! I won't have to run for Re-election! No more Joe Biden speeches, No more Lies, No more Joe Biden farting and pooping my pants! I can kick back and have sex with Mariah Carey and listen to Britney Spears sing,,,"do it again Joe,,,Do it ,,,,do it,,,,do it again Joe!!"
Folks NASA has handed me a letter,,,,wait a minute,,,Folks my calculations were wrong. It won't hit the Earth until 2031. Folks I have some Bad News,,,,you must keep paying all these high taxes, high Gas Prices, high Food Prices, and keep giving me Lots of money so I can run for Re-Election!!

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Dear President Xi Jinping CHINA,
Stop pissing in your pants and support our glorious Leader Vladimir Putin! Our Fearless Leader has appointed me as TOP RUSSIAN GENERAL in our War to kill all the Ukrainians!! Let me tell you Xi Jinping,,,I have many girl friends and wives and whores all over the world that hate America just like you do!!
Example: In China 54% of the people there hate Americans!
In Sweden 65% of the Men hate America and 87% of the women want to marry American Men and come and live in Miami Beach so they can get drunk and screw all nite!!
In California, 88% of the Democrats hate America and 92% of all the women want to come to Sweden and become PORN STARS!!!
My 12 girlfriends and my wife in Turkey say that 73% of all the country hate Americans!!
My 42 girlfriends and my 16 wives in Mexico all say that 65% of the people there hate Americans, but 99% of them want to cross the border and live there!! Why?? Because JOE BIDEN has promised them a FREE T.V.,,,FREE HOUSE,,,FREE MEDICAL AND DENTAL COVERAGE,,,,FREE BEER,,,ALL THE TECQUILA YOU CAN DRINK,,,WITH YOUR WELFARE MONEY YOU CAN BUY A CHEVY CHEYENNE PICK UP TRUCK !!! ALL PAID FOR BY THE DEMOCRATS WHO HATE AMERICA!!! AND THEY HAVE THE GALL TO CALL US RUSSIANS CRAZY????

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Dear Rachel Maddow MSNBC NEWS,
I have some really grim NEWS to tell you. Four of the Secret Service Agents assigned to guard President Joe Biden have been fired because they are refusing to change his diaper ever again! I can't blame them!! Imagine the worst smell you have ever smelled, then times that by 100!! That's how bad Joe Biden's diaper smells when its full of shitte!!! And those poor Secret Service Agents were changing it FIVE TIMES A DAY!!! JFC, I wouldn't do it,,,and I've cheated, lied, forged, F-----, hide and Deal, for this crazy corrupt Joe Biden! So you folks out there think Donald TRUMP was crazy??? Corrupt?? Let me tell you Donald TRUMP was a naive 8 year old Boy Scout compared with GOOD OLE JOE BIDEN!!
Fact; The Red Chinese Commies gave JOE, $500 Million Dollars if he could get Russia to invade UKRAINE,,,,DID HE PULL THIS OFF?? YOU BETCHA!!!
But folks don't worry, Joe has ordered Gov. Gavin Newsom to release the guy that shot LADY GAGA'S Dog handler so that he will be brought to Washington D.C. TO CHANGE HIS DIAPER FIVE TIMES A DAY!! THIS IS A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!!! THIS POOR DUMB ASSHOLLA IS ONLY 19 YEARS OLD!! God I feel sorry for him!!!
On a final note, the real reason SEAN HANNITY at FOX NEWS will not have Anna Kreisling on his show to talk about the war in Ukraine is because she is protected by the CIA and the NSA. They feel that OPERATION PAPERCLIP must be kept a secret from World War II.

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